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The only hedge in the hood.
Curl first. Ask later.
Coming to Robinhood Chain // no date, no presale
He watches ETH instead of a chart he owns. Red day, he curls. Green day, he uncurls. That is the entire strategy and he has never once revised it.
He curls. He always curls. Then he stands back up like nothing happened and pretends he was stretching.
One hedge, one chain. He is coming to Robinhood Chain and nowhere else. Anything on another chain is not him.
The correct move is to sit still. He curls instead. He has been told. He is aware. He curls anyway.
Every quill is a separate piece of paper. Nothing about him is fast to make, which is roughly the point.
No date, no presale, no whitelist, no allocation. When he launches you will hear it here and on X first.
A small paper collection in the same workshop as the hedgehog. Details are still on the cutting mat.
SoonThere is no contract to buy. When there is one, it goes here and on @hedgehoodxyz at the same minute. Anywhere else is fake.
A paper hedgehog with one instinct. Red candle, he curls into a ball. Green candle, he uncurls and walks around like a genius. $HEDGEHOOD is his token, coming to Robinhood Chain.
No. He is a hedgehog. The joke is the whole product. Nothing here protects you from anything, least of all yourself.
No date announced. He launches when the paper is dry. Follow @hedgehoodxyz so you are not the last one to find out.
There is none yet. It will appear on this page and on @hedgehoodxyz together. If someone sends you a contract before that, it is not him.
None. Nobody is authorised to collect money for this. Anyone asking you to send funds is stealing.
Robinhood Chain, chain 4663. One chain only, no bridges to anywhere for this token.
The NFT side of the workshop. Same paper, same hood, details soon. Nothing is minting today.
No. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or working with Robinhood in any way. He just lives on that chain.
One account announces the contract
@hedgehoodxyz. Everything else is fake.